Spoonerisms
One of my MS Speech Problems is that I often get words mixed-up... even when thinking to myself! [laffs]
One thing I seem to have always done is "Spoonerise" words in a sentence... getting sounds back-to-front occasionally... it was very funny when it would happen randomly when I used to present radio - I'd make a gag out of it and move on. MS just seems to amplify it somehow... again, it's very random.
➽ For years I've called Milk "Moo Juice" or "Juice of the Moo" (for the pure silliness of it, of course)... a few weeks ago I subconsciously said "Moose of the Jew" - and I almost fell out laughing!
➽ Another one I caught myself saying today, whilst feeding my goldfish: Normally I joke to myself and say, "it's dinner time for the fishies"... this time it came out as "it's Finner time for the Dishies"...
➽ Bust Duster instead of Dust Buster.
➽ Instead of 'Katia and Thoon' (my goldfish), it came out as "Thaitia and Koon".
➽ An oldie: Instead of 'Hot Water Bottle", it came out as "Bot Water Hottle".
➽ A new one today (4 May '24)... Instead of saying "The dizzies have kicked in", it came out as, "The Kizzies have dicked in"... and yes, I laughed out loud at myself.
➽ Instead of "I'll wait until the 'jug boils' ", it came out as "Bug Joiles"!
Silly moi! 😸🤭😺😀😃😄😁😆😂😜
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