Sunday, 19 July 2026

Thoon and Katia - My Goldfish


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("Born" - September 20, 2021)


20 Sept 2024


11 February 2024
2 years 4 months old!
Katia is now about 15 cm/5.9 inches in length, and Thoon is c. 13 cm/5.1 inches.


Monty Python "Find the Fish"

Katia and Thoon, 4 October 2023

Katia glowing in the sunlight

Thoon & Katia; "Yo! Human! Wassup?!"


14 January 2024
How the heck do you measure the length of an active goldfish? [laffs] Katia is now about 15 cm/5.9 inches in length, and Thoon is c. 13 cm/5.1 inches.

11 October 2023
I bought Thoon and Katia a new tank-cleaning vacuum, and it works like a charm! I just run the emptying hose out the front door, which empties onto the front lawn - no problem! Now cleaning/changing the water in their tank is much easier and simpler for lil' ol' me [yay!]. It even came with its own video, tho my machine is red [which, of course, we all know, just goes faster! lol].

Now their tank looks clear and pristine every day... sure, they don't appreciate the intrusion while the cleaning is taking place, but they do after it's all finished. They've never thanked me tho, either, ungrateful buggers [laffs].

I have to laugh... cleaning the tank mid-summer is better than mid-winter, as their water is BLOODY FREEZING! πŸ₯Ά

"Me happy... fishies happy..."


15 August 2023
I caught myself making an unconscious Spoonerism today - instead of 'Thoon and Katia', it came out as 'Thatia and Koon'... I made myself laugh.

24 April 2023
I gave their fish tank a jolly good cleaning out today, including rinsing out the gravel etc. Poor Katia was NOT happy when she got momentarily stuck in the vacuum hose nozzle (she's fine)... plus neither of them was happy being placed in a small bowl during the cleaning process... it took them a while after it was all done to look me straight in the eye again [laffs]. Sturdy buggers they are.

28 March 2023
I think I saved the life of one of my goldfish today. Katia got a small pebble stuck in her mouth; she (I should not assume the gender of my goldfish, huh? lol. As it is, I have no idea what either of them is!) would have starved to death, as she had been unable to remove it!

I grabbed my small net, and of course, being the feisty Alpha fish she is, she put up a fight while I tried to catch her and try to do something to help. Thankfully, in her moment, the small pebble popped out all OK! Phew! No harm done.



10 July 2023
I know it doesn't sound like much, but I enjoy my two goldfishies. I've been enjoying this pair's company now for 1 year 10 months [grins]. Their "Birthday" is 20 Sept 2021.

Thoon & Katia
28 March 2023

10 March 2023

Katia 10 March 2023


πŸ’₯ If anyone has any practical tips on how to get a good fishie photo, pls let me know! πŸ’₯ 
Answer: get a bloody better camera [laffs]


My freshwater tank measures
600mm wide x 300mm deep x 400mm high
23.6 in  x  11.8 in  x  15.7 in
Tank Volume: 70 litres  /  18.5 US Gallons




(Originally Posted: 23 Sept 2022)

I attempted to take a picture of one of my two goldfish, "Thoon", because he's a bit of an oddity: he is a normal Comet, but he has three tail fins!

"Thoon's 3rd fin is a superpower, and he doesn't know" - SB

It doesn't negatively affect him at all, thankfully.


(NB. It's not easy taking a photo of a goldfish with a little 'point'n'shoot' camera!)

I kinda like the irony that I have a unique common goldfish! Thanks, Thoon! 🐠


Here's the tank and Katia putting on a show, whilst Thoon is shyly poking his head out from behind a plant (lower centre)


➽► So, why "Thoon"?

Short answer: it's a fun, silly, random name (very me...).

Long answer: In a band many years ago, we used to invent words for sounds (for silly fun)... 'Thoon' was "the sound of a cricket ball bowled just past off-stump..." 🏏

Much later, I discovered that 'Thoon' was the name of a Giant in Homer's "Iliad"! πŸ˜„

I know... It's bizarre, random and absurd... perfect!


➽► So, why "Katia"?
Basically, I just really liked that name for many years!





Answer: YES!
It's when they start talking back that... er um... [laffs]





(Not my tank, unfortunately! Thanks to @BrownsFanGurl for the vid!)

Relax with this video of Goldfish
(Not my tank tho!)




➽ Also see: 2 New Fishies




Also: Thoon

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 30 June 2026

My Brother

Mal's Blog Post

My only brother, David, turned 70 in 2024. He is happily married to my "Favourite Sister-in-Law" [an in-joke, as she is my only SiL!], Colleen. They live about a 45-minute car ride away, thankfully.

Colleen and David, December 2024

17 October 2024

David Nov. 2023
Colleen and David, Sept. 2023

The Brothers: misbehaving (?)
Late 2025


David is ten years older than I am, and we almost didn't know each other for many years growing up. It wasn't a negative/hostile thing, we just had nothing in common at all.

It wasn't until my late 20s that we connected; now we are "Besties"! Excellent! We can hang out together now, comfortably with no agendas, and talk for hours effortlessly... from solving the World's Problems to talking absolute silliness... it's great. Truly is.

One fascinating thing is that as we are ten years apart, we have different memories and experiences of our parents, at different times in their lives. We miss them of course. (Dad & Mum)

"He's a good bloke".

Colleen and I are close as well... she's also a "Good bloke" [giggles].

David, Canberra, July 2024

➽ Here are some pics of their amazing little garden.

Gotta love their wild water dragon, living rent-free in their garden!
(April 2026)


Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Wednesday, 24 June 2026

Trump: Worst President EVER


Hey, I'm an Australian saying this!


- the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, racist, misogynistic, mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in his country, failed businessman, maker of false or misleading statements, conspiracy theorist... - 
Sounds like perfect Presidential material to me... NOT!


His MAGA "Cult" are just that: a cult!





Blatant. Fvcking. NAZIS!

Just. Plain. Creepy.





Remember when Obama...

 Cheated on Michelle with numerous women ? 
Involved in scandals ? 
Gave ISIS a green light ? 
Lied in every sentence ? 
Used profanity at his whiny racist rallies ?
Yeah me neither!!






Peas be with ewe 
Mal