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Saturday, 25 May 2024

Towel Day

Mal's Blog Post



Towel Day is celebrated every year on 25 May as a tribute to the author Douglas Adams by his fans. On this day, fans openly carry a towel with them, as described in Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, to demonstrate their appreciation for the books and the author.


RIP Douglas Adams, you creatively smart bugger.

Of course, this meshes well with my sense of absurdist humour.

Yes, I was one of the original hoopy froods who knew where his towel was,  after discovering the radio series and books way back in High School in 1980... gagh! They are still one of my favourite series of comedic books around. I adore the absurd abstractions on philosophy, theology and space/time in general! Thank you, Douglas Adams, for enabling us to take a 90-degree twist on reality with these books.

I have all six books in the (increasingly inaccurately named) Trilogy... I bought myself a copy of the sixth book a year ago.

Note: The Books and Radio Series, NOT the travesty of the 2005 film!





As The Guide says:

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

    - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

"Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though." 

         Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


Also: 42

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Sunday, 14 November 2021

My Laptop Died!


FVCK! My laptop died this evening! Windows did its whole automatic update thing, which in turn decided it would be a sensational idea to delete all my files [which I had all backed up on an external HD, thank gawd!], and now the laptop refuses to open at all... after logging in, the screen just goes black, and that's it!

I'm typing this on my Tablet using the Bluetooth keyboard, but it's such a ridiculously slow machine (seriously, it has taken me 45-minutes to write this!!) and the screen is so small, and my #MS Fingers simply do not work on the whole touch-screen thing... I am lost without a laptop and mouse... f-you, MS!

I can't seem to access my external HD's or mouse on either the Tablet or the Android phone. Fvck! Whinge whinge, First World Problems, I know!

I have been getting so much successful editing on my blog complete as well, too... that's nearly impossible to do anything like that, using fingers that do not work on a Touch Screen! And then there's the whole keeping myself in social contact with my Twitter friends... I feel socially isolated as it is already!

I ain't got the $$$ spare to even get myself a cheap 2nd-hand lappie either, FUCK! Frustrated? Uh huh.

I am feeling really flat and agitated now, after having such a good few days... my middle son celebrated his 25th birthday yesterday, and I spent some brilliant quality time with my brother today.

I will try to sleep on it (it's like 2.30 in the morning right now!), the angst of the whole issue won't make sleep come easily.

I apologise for this post, but really just needed to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Frustrated? Oh yeah (understatement!)

So yeah, I'll have to ring my local computer repair guy on Monday and see what he says, f-it! I know it's just a Windows problem, but it's wholly beyond fixing for me.





Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Friday, 22 October 2021

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 905      10/17/2021

Celebration :: Day - a great Led Zeppelin Song; love that drone at the start! Plus the drop-in was a young Tape Op's mistake they had to creatively clean-up!
Thyme :: Growing wild in our backyard, just before we separated, with lots of wild herbs and sweet scents.
Chest :: Central Coast Community Chest - I did some volunteer work there years ago, helping raise funds for various Charities around the Central Coast (when I lived there!)
Nest :: Crows Nest... there's a pub on the corner, and we played a gig there once... tho the details of the actual night are completely blank - not from a wild night, just no memory of it [laffs].
Hurl :: Clontarf: email if you want to stomach what that means (One misspent youth!)
Train :: We never had trains in the part of Sydney I grew up in (Northern Beaches), so travelling into town and catching a train (even now) is somewhat of an exciting experience, in a childlike way... they all have their own distinct smell, don't they?
Squint :: How I look in the sunshine and glare, if I don't have my prescription sunnies on... glare and I no longer mix together well at all, I'm afraid.
Overlap :: I have no immediate thought that connects with this word... Phar Lap?
Mama :: Just killed a man... perfect ostentatiousness! I was never a Queen 'fan', but I really appreciated the talent of them never wanting to be 'pigeonholed'!
Chicken :: We never had much take-a-way when I was a child... one of the first KFC's to open in Sydney was about 10 minutes away, and it was a real treat for us! It's amazing to realize that Manly Vale store still exists in it's original location and building, like 50-ish years later!

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Monday, 6 September 2021

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 900  9/5/2021

I say ... and you think ... ?

Lizard :: The Lizard King... Jim Morrison was a total poser, but really good at it!
Group :: The Beatles... a group effort, even with amazing songwriters. (Pic is of Mr Lennon recording 'Abbey Road' in 1969).
Resurfaced :: The local roads about c.5 years ago, and still remarkably holding up really well.
Wine :: I was cleaning out my pantry the other day (Spring Cleaning, I guess?), and I discovered a bottle of red wine I had totally forgotten was even there. Catch-22... I don't drink alcohol these days!
Q :: Q&A (when I remember to watch it...)
Ache :: sometimes, my bowel just aches for no good reason... bloody Colitis! BUT - I do not get any associated pain because of my MS, thankfully... I am one of the lucky ones, I'd say.
Tweet :: My MS Krazy Krew!
Dolly :: Parton... have you ever heard her "Jolene" slowed down from 45 to 33 rpm?
Infatuation :: I am an old romantic (even if I'm not very good at displaying it, i think...); I am in love with the concept of being in love.
Surgery :: It's good to have an insiders' aspect as to what the surgical team in an OR talk about - all sorts of mundane and crazy things! My brother used to work in one!

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 5 January 2021

Unconscious Mutterings



Unconscious Mutterings
Week 879
Happy New Year! I hope you had a safe and happy holiday season!
  1. Discount :: Stereo Sales
  2. Gluttony :: This is 21st Century Xmas
  3. Hype :: USA Politics [blah!]
  4. Imposing :: the soaring height of pre-storm summer storms against a start brilliant-blue endless sky
  5. Segment :: Mandarins
  6. Controlling :: Kites
  7. Suspicious :: of brids knocking on the tin roof
  8. Prime :: TV Station (avoid - bogan TV!)
  9. Auction :: The highest price for someone else's dream
  10. Epic :: Lord of the Rings.

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Wednesday, 23 October 2019

Unconscious Mutterings


"Random Thoughts"
  1. Conceive :: I still remember where my children were... ah, never mind [blushes].
  2. Exterminate :: Stupid Arnie, trying to make yet another terminator film - talk about flogging a dead horse! Hollywood is silly - there are SO MANY brilliant new original stories out there, but no-one is willing to invest in them. It's sad for so many talented creative writers.
  3. Forest :: Gump - "I am not a smart man, but I know what love is". One of my all-time fav movies.
  4. Artistic :: There are some amazingly creative people out there, in so many different forms of media nowdays, be it brush or ceramics or textiles of digital etc. Blows me away, when I need a recipe to boil water [laffs].
  5. Compulsive :: What my [much loved] ex-MIL used to be like around her home, but she softened with the arrival of grandkids, thankfully.
  6. Original :: "A Numbered Original" - a T-shirt a really good friend gave me on my wedding day - a treasured possession. Unfortunately it eventually disintegrated from excessive and proud wear!
  7. Excessive :: Plastic. It's everywhere. Just look around you - it's everywhere!
  8. Fancy! :: Meeting you here! I still bump into people downtown sometimes, who I haven't seen in ages... tho they often fail to recognize me at first, now I have a long down-to-my-stomach beard!
  9. English :: "I am speaking the English goodly and proper-like, yes?" I meet so many people like this online, who live in an English-speaking country! It's... weird.
  10. Conceit :: Hmm... I'm not sure what immediately pops into my head with this word, but it's not a positive. Hmmm...

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Monday, 30 September 2019

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 848
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Cold :: Cold Cold Change - a Midnight Oil song - a great band to see live, and I have the pleasure of doing just that in the early 80's at their home stomping ground at Narrabeen (Sydney)... despite his politics, Peter Garrett was a fantastic front man, with that bald head glistening, and his manic moves!
  2. Center :: The Red Center... I had the privilege of being able to climb Ularu in c.1980 - and it was freaking awesome!
  3. Squared :: The thought of a T-Square popped into my head - I have no idea why! I haven't seen/handled one in years, and the only other person who I know who has/had one was my brother! I know I made one in woodwork class at High School. but never used it, and have no idea what happened to it.
  4. History :: I really enjoying reading about bits of history,,, I usually read thru a bit of a 'pop-history' book before I go to sleep.
  5. Stiff :: Stiff Little Fingers... again, wholly random thought (then, that IS what this is all about, huh? lol) They were an Irish punk-rock band from the '70's, of whom I have no recollection of them at all!
  6. Computer :: I thought of my very first computer, a Mac Plus, that I bought second-hand off the guy who would later become my Best Man. That machine cost me $900, which came from payment of one gig on New Years' Eve c.1989 from playing in a '60's Cover band - amazing! That's the most I ever got paid for doing a gig ever, after literally hundreds of gigs over the years. It's true... for the 99% of us, you do not get rich performing live music! I ended-up 'passing forward' the Mac to a young family who were just starting out Bible College. Good little machine, tho it's the only time I have ever owned/used a Mac... for no particular reason, I'm just so used to Windows machines these days.
  7. Fold :: Folding the clothes to put them away after they dry... who actually still does that?! (Kidding).
  8. Trip :: Good positive memories of when mum and dad would take the three of us on long driving holidays... we ended-up in Melbourne once, another time out to the west of NSW - amazing experiences, witnessing parts of our great countryside that I'd never seen before. The first time I crossed the State Border going into Victoria was a buzz for me as a kid... but a total anti-climax, as there was just a sign on the side of the road saying "Welcome to Victoria" - that was it! I don't know what I expected, but maybe something a bit more grand than that? (laffs).
  9. Away :: Home and Away games of football... from the ages of c.11-16, I occasionally went to our local football ground to watch the local Rugby League team (Manly) play, tho I have a memory of my Nan driving me all the way across the other side of Sydney (where I used to live at the time), to watch a home game at Canterbury Oval, of Manly Vs Canterbury (who were the enemy! lol) - that was very brave of her, in retrospect, driving all that way in unfamiliar territory, just using a Street Directory to figure out how to get there. When was the last time you actually physically used a Street Directory?
  10. Stuffy :: I hate it when my sinuses play up occasionally... thank gawd they're OK now tho. I discovered about 15 years ago, that when I drank most beers, my sinuses just shut up shop! The only beer I found that didn't effect me that was was one called "Pure Blonde"... tho I don't drink at all these days - for no other reason that I don't really enjoy it, that's all.

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Saturday, 31 August 2019

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 843
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Adopt :: an attitude of gratitude
  2. Turbulence :: makes your stomach churn, when happens mid-flight
  3. Constituent :: feeling  part of community
  4. Reckless :: Don't Be So
  5. Habitat :: Mine is small and compact, yet I'm comfortably at home
  6. Spare :: when was the last time you checked your spare tyre?
  7. Horror :: POTUS Gump
  8. Influence :: encouraging others to be the best they can be
  9. Indulge :: overeating
  10. Humanity :: wildly inconsistent

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 797
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Fanatic :: any foolish religious zealot
  2. Rise :: and fall of the ocean tides
  3. Ache :: my left leg at the moment
  4. Oh oh oh :: cheering for the Soccer World Cup soon
  5. Chips :: hot chip butties - still my all-time favourite norty food
  6. Best of :: the worst situation - my life
  7. Lost :: and found - moments of clarity, sanity and wisdom
  8. Gamble :: "It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all"
  9. Longing :: companionship
  10. Crowd :: I try to keep away from crowds these days...

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 16 August 2016

Unconscious Mutterings


Weeks 705-707
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Hiding :: in a group... sometimes I can feel the loneliest in a crowd of people.
  2. Grip :: loosing your
  3. Sticky :: situations lead to a tight fit
  4. Games :: Olympic Games - where are all the spectators?
  5. Tunnel :: of Love... or a blinkered romance?
  6. Japan :: December 7th 1941, a day that shall live in infamy... when they awoke a sleeping giant.
  7. Super :: cool groovy hip fab
  8. Map :: I'm definitely 'old skool' when it comes to reading maps over GPS.
  9. Costume :: we all wear masks from time-to-time, as an unconscious defence-mechanism.
  10. Secret :: Do you want to know a secret? Let me lick you in the ear.
  11. Cackle :: witches three
  12. $5 :: a piece off flat purple plastic of indeterminate value
  13. Olympics :: it's becoming a bit of a joke, isn't it?
  14. Stink :: those green pools at Rio
  15. Announcement :: I am not a duck... at least I don't think I am a duck? What...?
  16. Polish :: Polishing the floors of All Saints church hall, and people ignoring me while I'm doing it, walking straight across it.
  17. Frizzy :: my beard after every shower.
  18. Name :: what's in a name? A symbol of meaning? What is the meaning of meaning? What's in a name? I am not a duck (Yes, I am rambling now)
  19. Endings :: the end of the beginning, or the beginning of the next chapter.
  20. Misty :: play misty for me
  21. Substandard :: what's happening with the organization of the Rio Olympics... no wonder attendance figures would be way down!
  22. Rude :: what a rude person
  23. Equality :: all are equal, tho some are more equal than others
  24. Smile! :: what a sensational album! Poor Brian Wilson - he really had to struggle to finally get that out of him.
  25. Presidential? :: who knows what that means anymore.
  26. Fish :: I listened to our old Surprise album just last night, and played along... amazingly, i still remember all the arrangements!
  27. Cloudy :: overcast skies shade a deeper glory overhead
  28. Wondering :: what will become of the number nine (yes, that's totally stream-of-consciousness now)
  29. Thought :: police... can they stop me from thinking?
  30. Calculator :: memories of the very first pocket calculator I ever saw... must have been about c. 1975, and my Uncle Les had one... fascinating experience.

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Monday, 6 June 2016

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 697
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Daughter :: I don't know what it's like to love a daughter, but I am forever in love with my three sons. I have a brand-new daughter-in-law, tho - whew!
  2. Intercom :: paging the darkness from the abyss - come in, please?
  3. Employee :: only working for the Man, not with the Man.
  4. Alter ego :: quadraphonic - four personalities all in competition for air-time
  5. Differences :: it's what makes us all unique.
  6. Android :: Paraniod - Marvin.
  7. Leather :: BDSM? No thanks!
  8. Angry :: justifiably.
  9. Remote :: visiting the quiet stillness and isolation of central Northern Territory as a c.16-yo, was a life-long positive memory. It's so flat!
  10. Strange :: Dr Stangelove can walk...

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 696
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Trailer :: thinking of my white boat trailer, that I spent HOURS hand-drilling thru the metal at the front, so I could attach a jockey wheel - successfully, I must add.
  2. Marvel :: at the endless skies of rural skies... clouds that seem to disappear over the endless horizon, on those long summer days.
  3. Socks :: Odd Socks - the missing sock elf!
  4. Clump :: of hair that we all end up pulling out of various drain holes in our bathroom, from time to time.
  5. Pick :: a flower, but it dies... rather, interact with the beauty of the flower while it remains alive, still attached to Mother Earth.
  6. Yellow :: Matter Custard, I am the Walrus ("No you're not!", said Little Nicola.)*
  7. Punished :: I think 15 years is long enough? Maybe it never is?
  8. Brass :: band... love the piercing sound of a front line with trumpets, sax and trombone.
  9. Splatter :: what's left on my kitchen floor, after my attempts at cooking anything [kidding].
  10. Parts :: Spare Parts Dept at Hanimex, was kinda behind a sliding door hatchway, like another secret world, that only the 2 guys who worked there could enter, or know of the contents therein. A complete mystery!

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 689
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Ridiculous :: I love the random, the absurd, the ridiculous - just the very bizarre nature of it all. Never fits inside any 'box' - and that brings a smile to my psyche.
  2. Privilege :: check your privilege... like people who are 1/64th coloured, and totally identify with one racial group in isolation... kinda makes them look like idiots. There's no such thing as race these days, anyways, in a PC world... people who push their own racial profile are people racists, easy as that.
  3. Consider :: the lily...
Elsie: "Consider the lilies"!? 
Brian: Er, well, the birds, then. 
Arthur: What birds? 
Brian: Any birds. 
Eddie: Why?? 
Brian: Well, have they got jobs? 
Arthur: Who? 
Brian: The birds. 
Eddie: Have the birds got jobs!? 
Frank: (walking past) What's the matter with him? 
Arthur: Says the birds are scrounging! 
  1. Legally :: accountable to the law, as it stands as an interpretation under the guise of fairness, wisdom, and judiciary.
  2. Account :: to whom are you accountable to?
  3. Coping :: mechanism... mine would be eating... or overeating, I'm sorry to say.
  4. Disclaimer :: disclaimer
  5. Dreaming :: of things that were, that are, and what may be... the subconscious having a road-trip.
  6. Logo :: branding oneself an identifying mark, to stand out amongst the other sheep
  7. Frustration :: not being able to eat or drink for 5 days, due to being so sick in hospital... the first ice cube I was able to suck on was the most amazing thing I've ever experienced!

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Unconscious Mutterings

Week 688
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Inappropriate :: dragging a sheep carcass thru a crowded pub, whilst singing Gregorian Chants... hey, I'm feeling absurdly random, OK? hahahaa.
  2. Spam :: Ban the Spam... Meat-Free Meat
  3. Detaile :: reminds me of that Mr Bean episode, when he's in a "Life" drawing class, and the teacher wants him to draw 'detail' on his banana!
  4. Breakfast :: the food of champions... cereal, fruit, and a slough of bloody pills!
  5. Emoticon :: a digital reaction face image
  6. Grammar :: who would say that bout my grandma?
  7. Jointly :: the bit where two sections of the arm come together
  8. Spontaneous :: one of the main parts of my psyche - and it drives some people nuts.
  9. Auto :: tune is for tuneless moron wanna-be's.
  10. Burnt :: Creek Bridge - a section of the never-completed Warringah Freeway in Balgowlah (Sydney), that cut-thru a swathe of bushland, not far from my old High School.

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 686
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Slept in! :: one day last week, I awoke - not knowing if it was 7 in the morning, or at night! I love having a dark room to sleep in (nice heavy blinds and curtains sure help there), yet the disorientation I felt upon waking was quite real, for a few funny seconds! Ahhh... the joys of occasional insomnia-led nights.
  2. Brother :: I've only the one - he's 10 years older than me, and we get on OK, tho there have been periods on-and-off when we haven't, simply (which has been quite painful). But we move on.
  3. Highrise :: thank gawd there are NO high-rise buildings in this town!
  4. Pizza :: I love it, but it doesn't like me at the moment - dagnammit!
  5. Trivial :: advertising eggs on television.
  6. Humming :: the subliminal sound my refrigerator makes, late at night.
  7. Screams :: if you don't laugh at the fun stuff, the scream will otherwise scare the neighbours.
  8. Marker :: pen. I've been using some to write details of CD's that I've been burning as of late. But - when was the last time I needed to use a marker pen? I have no idea!
  9. Idealist :: Perfection is a great aim, but it's not very practical in reality.
  10. Fat :: I'm in shape... round is a shape, isn't it?

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 665
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. your point :: being? Keep it short and simple, stoopid! The "KISS Rule" is the most effective, every.single.time.
  2. scarf :: Harris... years ago, one of my school mates (who is now a University Professor... which makes my head spin a bit!), nicknamed one of his warm winter scarfs "Harris Scarfe", and, for whatever reason - that name has stuck in my subconscious!
  3. termite :: my parents suffered the ignominy of having these little bastards eat away some of the floorboards of their old weatherboard house... gawd only knows why the old upright piano didn't fall thru the floor!
  4. willing :: and able... 'the spirit is able, but the flesh is weak' (Matthew 26:41).
  5. silk :: and , oh yes, I have undergone the embarrassment of sliding right out of a bed, covered with silk sheets! hahahahaa.
  6. center :: Journey To the Centre of the Earth... an interesting concept, from time gone by (the book, of course!)
  7. flash :: Ted... a funny, silly flick.
  8. warehouse :: spent many a time working, sweating away inside these places.
  9. costume :: party - hide behind a mask, pretending to be someone else, for others' entertainment? Hmmm...
  10. candy corn? :: nope, we don't have such things down here, i assure you. I don't know what it actually is!

Peas be with ewe 
Mal

Monday, 5 October 2015

Unconscious Mutterings


Week 662
I say ... and you think ... ?
  1. Housing :: crisis? What crisis?
  2. Bumps :: in the night... those strange, untraceable, inexplicable sounds that make you wonder if you really are all alone at night...
  3. Humming :: bird
  4. Bright :: lights in the sky... the sun has been glorious lately
  5. Cloudy :: days seemed to have passed us by already
  6. Temporary :: secretary
  7. Ladder :: I need to borrow a long one, so I can change a light bulb in an inaccessible area at the front of my little home
  8. October? :: 3 months until Yule? [shudder]
  9. Wagon :: Wheels... I loved these as a kid! Aldi have a great version of them nowadays - yay!
  10. Cunning :: devious, tricky, mysterious, risky, slippery, subtle, smooth bastard!

Peas be with ewe 
Mal