BREAKING NEWS: Multiple horrid allegations made against Santa this year - Mother accuses Santa of sexual harassment underneath the mistletoe last night... Santa harassment allegations seem widespread... official "NO COMMENT" from his Press Agent.
UPDATE: Santa accused of 'Break-and-Enter' into a secure family home... steals dairy and baked goods...
ONGOING INVESTIGATION: Is Santa possibly a Terrorist? Are the packages he leaves behind at his crime scenes bombs? WMD's? Is Santa a spy for North Korea? Multiple allegations seem to detract from Santa's role this Xmas... more to come from CNN...
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