Sunday, 24 December 2017

Christmas...


BREAKING NEWS: Multiple horrid allegations made against Santa this year - Mother accuses Santa of sexual harassment underneath the mistletoe last night... Santa harassment allegations seem widespread... official "NO COMMENT" from his Press Agent.

UPDATE: Santa accused of 'Break-and-Enter' into secure family home... steals dairy and baked goods...

ONGOING INVESTIGATION: Is Santa possibly a Terrorist? Are the packages he leaves behind at his crime scenes bombs? WMD's? Is Santa a spy for North Korea? Multiple allegations seem to detract from Santa's role this Xmas... more to come from CNN...






NSFW - language warning!


When Xmas presents go wrong...





Aussie Xmas Tree

 

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Peas be with ewe 
Mal

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