Saturday, 29 August 2009

Smell the Gherkin

Smell the Gherkin! (Kay said that to me in a message, and it just really tickled my funny bone somewhat! XD)

The power of the Gherkin compels you! The power of the Gherkin compels you!

The scary part is... why does that thing look so disgustingly phallic?

Thank you for your comments. Yes, I am in a lot of pain lately, both physical and emotional. It takes me a lot of energy to begin to open myself upto people these days, and to have that open door suddenly close on me for no apparent reason is pretty upsetting.

"Well...there it is."

Oh... and the bathroom is sane again as well... it's amazing what you can do with disinfectant, an old t-shirt and a tooth-brush... too much info, am I right, or am I right, right? (Apols for the random "Groundhog Day" ref there...)
Peas be with ewe
Mal :)

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  1. haha funny you should say that about the Gherkin as it's often crossed my mind.

  2. You having one of your turns again Mal? Hope all is OK buddy. Look forwards towards the light.

  3. That gherkin image is soo cute! I won't show Mia lest she start making faces with her "derkin" as she calls
    Hope this weekend gives your body and mind some relief Mal huggs :)

  4. I've been telling you for months that it's phallic. Geez. ;)

    Sorry you're doing it tough, hope things get better.

    Oh and the other night on Facebook you said something to me and I replied "easy for you to say". It's something I say all the time, as an attempt at a joke. Meant to tell you that earlier. Yes I have a weird sense of humour.

  5. Behold the power of the pickle...

    You're a sweet gherkin right?


  6. MMMM I haven't eaten a gherkin for ages...must go and get Melanie sang in one of her songs "A thing is a phallic symbol if its longer than its wide" boom boom

  7. The blog that's in a bit of a pickle, perhaps? hahahaaaa :) [giggles cheekily]